i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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