Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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