Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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