i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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