drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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