awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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