She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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