Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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