Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
babies were throwing up all over the place
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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