id be glad to
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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