I just saw a hot homeless man
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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