Where did you get a picture of my penis
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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