I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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