Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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