i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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