He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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