Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
