Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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