we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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