he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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