Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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