Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it glows. i had to have it.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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