My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
