butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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