I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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