we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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