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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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