Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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