The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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