i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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