Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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