don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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