I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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