Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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