I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
