Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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