who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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