"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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