when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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