I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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