I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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