Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Randomize
