Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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