Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
tell me about the fingering
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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