Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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