Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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