it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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