Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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