you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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