I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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